Derick brought ice cream home for the girls the other night. And I thought it would be very important to give you "Eating Ice Cream 101, by Kayda and Mckya Fringer".
We will start with Kayda. She clearly tells us that when you eat ice cream you must lick upwards to keep it from dripping. Then pointer the better.
Now on the Mckya. First step is to take all your clothes off. This way mommy will not be upset if you drip it all over you. Now remember if you miss a spot on your face you are not eatting right.
When it comes time to eat the cone, the best is to take bites out of the side first. This way whatever ice cream is left will leak out and get all over. Make sure you stay in the kitchen so when it leaks you are safe from carpet stains. When you are done and unable to finish the cone please place it on the floor so it will melt and become all sticky. And that is how you eat ice cream.
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